This week I’m clearly running out of things to talk about, if you can just TELL from the title. Anyways, happy hump day ladies and wieners. It’s been a HOT minute since I addressed you like that, I know. 

I thought I would come on here today to talk about alter egos. Literally no idea why, just some mindless mid-work rambles to get you through your slump. I know everyone has that mid-day slump. Granted, it is currently 4:30pm...so some of you are probably just ready to go home. Me too, except I am already home, so time doesn’t exist here. What? I dunno.

I’m sure you guys are wondering where the music rambles are at...hang tight. Friday you will have a whole new take on things, but I won’t be around to bother you...so you’ll have to come back here to find it for yourselves. IT’S THE ANGSTY PLAYLIST I KEEP TALKING ABOUT. Guys, I literally have not been mad enough to create it, and honestly I still am not. I am living in the Absolute Coachella playlist. I want to be at a festival so bad. However, I know you guys are a little more punk rock than I am...and I want to adapt. SO GET READY.

Okay, so back to the alter ego thing. Lately, social media has been a little wild. I mean, between my 11pm Tik Tok binges and my 9-5 problem solving, I’m sensing a burn out. So, what do people usually do when they burn out? Retreat. However, I’m not really like that. I love making content and I love helping other people. Oh ya, I also love money. BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY REASON I’M HERE. Lately, when I’ve been feeling a little non-human, I’ve been pretending that I’m a tshirt on Twitter. No, literally. It all seemed normal until I typed it out. Have I lost my mind? Probably. 

Anyways, I’m not a tshirt, and I do have feelings. I feel like people always think of bigger companies as just robots. Like the people on the other side of the screen don’t care about you. I’m here to reassure you and say that is NOT true. I consider us friends the minute you DM me with a problem, and I 100% welcome memes even long after your problem is resolved. I mean, c’mon, coolest shirt in town, thank you.

I MEAN, I even wouldn’t be opposed to new music in the DMs. Give me something REFRESHING. You can scream at me too if you need to, I’m just an Absolute therapist at this point. However, lately I definitely like acting like a stupid tshirt better, and I think you guys do too.

So, with that being said, treat yourself kindly. Know when to take a break, know when to mentally check out, and know when to stop hiding behind your alter ego. Unless it’s like your passion or something. And as always, I’ll see you on Friday with whatever new dumb antics I come up with.

‘Til next timeeeeeeeeeee

Julianna Taylor