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    Friday Feeeeeelies

    Friday Feeeeeelies

    Wow...it must be a really good Friday because the day is absolutely blowing by.


    I mean, I came here to write all about that amazing Friday feeling...and here we are...almost done with the day. Now THAT is enough to get me in my feelies. I have a couple new drops to tell you about today...I know. I’m sorry. I’m just convincing you guys to spend money every time I get on here. Just want you all to join in on my new Covid-induced shopping addiction. 


    First I want to start off by talking about the new Crown The Empire shirt...it’s sooo cute. It’s called the Crown Guys Tee and its PINK!!! I’ve never been the type of person to totally geek out over pink, but something about it on the black shirt feels different. It’s SUCH a pop of color, I can’t get over it. Not to mention the cute little animations of them on the front...this one is different. You HAVE to get it. It will start shipping 10/26, so you have time. 


    Next up...over on Fearless Records, we have a new Kill the Lights hoodie! Guys...remember yesterday when I was talking about joggers?? Well...this is the perfect hoodie to pair with it. We all know the hype about grey sweatpants...if you don’t it’s okay. But a groutfit is all people need these days apparently. I see them EVERY season when it gets cold. So, you’re in luck with this one.


    Since it IS Friday...I’m going to keep this short and sweet and end it here. I know boohoo you’re all sobbing. Kidding. You’re stoked. Go enjoy your weekend.


    As always links are below!


    ‘Til next timeeeeeee!


    Julianna Taylor


    CROWN THE EMPIRE SHIRT:

    https://absolutemerch.com/products/cte-fall-guys-tee


    KILL THE LIGHTS HOODIE:

    https://store.fearlessrecords.com/collections/apparel/products/shed-my-skin-pullover-hoodie

    JOGGERS SEASON

    JOGGERS SEASON

    It’s almost the end of the week and I’m feeling euphoric about it. Just kidding, the coffee I just chugged is giving me .3 seconds of hope. Let’s keep that energy up before I start getting hangry.


    I’m here today...to talk about joggers. Just like I promised a few days ago. You might be looking out your window right now and wondering if it’s still too hot for joggers? It’s not, close your blinds. Lately, coming back to the office, I realized how absolutely freezing it is. I love it. It sorta reminds me of college. The libraries are always so cold, to keep you awake. It was either bring a blankie, or freeze to death. Therefore, it is ALWAYS joggers season. 


    You’re lucky you have me...let’s shop together. Should we start with my favorite? Probably. I mean, I think we all know what they’re going to look like at this point. They’re tie dye...just please let me live, okay? I’m done with the hate. (Literally has gotten 0 hate about tie dye). Anyways…


    Katherine Rose came out with iconic cotton candy GLITTER sweatpants. Now wait...you might say. Are sweatpants and joggers the same? It’s the opposite of saying a hot dog is a sandwich. Joggers and sweats are the same. If you have problems with my sandwich comment...please confront me. I love this debate. Anyways, the glitter sweats. If you work at an awesome job like mine, these are perfect for work. They kind of give off the vibe that you tried. Add a graphic tee and it becomes a trendy look. Nobody has to know that you pressed snooze on your alarm 5 times and you’re late. You have glitter on, you tried.


    Coming back to home base, we have a little sale happening on a SET. So if you want to double your comfort and get rid of your frostbite, check it out. It’s the Scary Kids Scaring Kids bundle and I want 50 pairs. If you really want an oversized look one day, this is the perfect fit for it. Nothing tops an oversized hoodie and baggy joggers. Trust me. Comfort is KEY to a happy work day. That is if you don’t have to wear business casual. In which case, godspeed.


    While I know you guys are totally capable of looking on your own, I am going to leave you with one more honorable mention. Can’t Swim camo joggers. Who doesn’t love camo these days? I’ll admit...I was a hater. Not necessarily a HATER, but I definitely did not have the confidence to rock this pattern yet. It’s the insecurity for me. These ones are great though. While I haven’t actually been able to put them on my body...I have seen them in the works. I was the heart eyes emoji. Never did I ever think I was going to become a fiend for camo joggers. However, here we are today. 


    With these suggestions in mind, feel free to take your own approach. If you click the Collections tab on our website, we have a new sub-tab that says BOTTOMS. So self-explanatory. That’s where you’ll find more sweats. Or if you’re brave...shorts. BUT IT’S JOGGERS SEASON SO PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE. 


    As always...your goodies will be linked below. 


    ‘Til next timeeeeeeeeee!



    Julianna Taylor



    KATHERINE ROSE SWEATS:

    https://katherinerosestore.com/collections/all-products/products/cotton-candy-glitter-sweats

     

    ABSOLUTE SWEATS:

    https://absolutemerch.com/collections/bottoms

    NOT ENOUGH ANGST?

    NOT ENOUGH ANGST?

    Hey guys...it’s me. The neighborhood ghost. I come into your lives and bring you amazing content and then vanish for a few days. Can someone say spooky season? Kidding. I haven’t been gone that long. Just enough to give you a little breather before I haunt you again. Okay enough with the Halloween puns.


    So, I’m sure you may have noticed, we have a new playlist. It’s kind of a work in progress. I started it and then came to the realization that I may not be angsty enough...until today. While I would love to act like this is my personal diary and talk about my boy problems, I’ll spare you the details. Unless you want them...then you can DM me. Oh ya, that’s another thing, you know our DMs are open to things other than talking about your orders right?? Don’t get me wrong, I love being your little Super Woman, but we can gossip too. 


    Today after examining my boy problems and realizing they’re mainly my fault, I started to get a little feisty. A little ANGSTY if you will. Which led me to listening to this playlist. While it definitely needs a little more to really get the full experience, I’d say it was just enough for the moment I needed. While all our playlists are meant to be added to weekly, this one I may have to put a limit on it. The phrase “no cap” will not apply here. I don’t want you all to be perpetuating your angsty feelings okay. Use it as a tool to get those emotions out...then leave.


    Where do you fall into this? You might wonder. EVERYWHERE OKAY. It has come to my attention that even on my worst days, I’m still a Coachella girlie at heart. All I can see are sunshine and rainbows...not too much angst there. So, I am going to recruit you...and surprise you too. Maybe you came to me months ago with an order issue, it was resolved, and our communication ended there. THAT’S SAD. I’m going to find out what your favorite song is, and if it’s angst enough...add it to the playlist. I know you have it in you. It’ll be a fun little game. Who doesn’t love games these days?


    So, with that being said, I will link what we currently have going on with the Absolute Angst below. Maybe eventually I’ll open it to the public...and it can be a COLLAB. How cute would that be? You know what...I thought of an even better idea. Stay tuned. 



    ‘Til next timeeeeeeeeeeee



    Julianna Taylor



    ABSOLUTE ANGST:


    https://open.spotify.com/user/2ha8tl7ift11l7uf3kyhfpslu/playlist/1m6JoqrX8Mb9rsXXQ5sEVZ?si=aCC10NXpTOGGyoQ6O9rkYg



    MADEON RESTOCK

    MADEON RESTOCK

    Hi…


    Remember me?! I hope everyone’s holiday weekend was full of relaxation and BBQing. Mine was spent flinging myself off of an intertube just to feel something. 2020 am I right? 


    Anyways, this morning held something so exciting in my eyes. Madeon had another restock. The best part about these, is that you guys are always DMing wondering when he’s going to launch another restock. Everything is all a mystery...we love the element of surprise around here. For some reason, the Good Faith era is the most hyped up. So, when I came back from vacation to find that it was happening today...I HAD TO TELL YOU GUYS.


    If you missed our little heads up last night, this restock happened at 9am PST. Unlucky for you who didn’t get the memo...the hat is already sold out. However, this isn’t the most exciting part for me. The Deadalus Coach Jacket is ICONIC. Trust me, I’ve seent her, I’ve felt her. She’s amazing. Waterproof might I add for those of you who are already experiencing rain in your regions. Personally, it’s my favorite item, which might be saying a lot considering the next one I’m about to mention.


    The Good Faith Tie Dye Hoodie. This hoodie is a true ride or die. Almost every restock has included it. Since when did everyone start loving tie dye as much as me?! Not complaining, totally here for it. What was once my number one favorite before the Coach jacket took the world by storm, I can vouch for the comfort. As I’m typing this...it’s super gloomy outside. One would normally say spooky season weather. However, I’m really wanting to cuddle up with a nice tie dye Good Faith hoodie...aren’t you? I mean, I would snag it before it’s gone. Clearly this one goes fast. It’s a toss up if she comes back or not. Just don’t chance it.


    Besides this restock, there are still stickers and posters for you guys to snag. Even digital downloads. Once some of them are gone, they’re gone...so act quickly. 


    And as always…


    ‘Til next timeeeeeeeeeeee!


    Julianna Taylor



    SHIRTS WITH FEELINGS

    SHIRTS WITH FEELINGS

    This week I’m clearly running out of things to talk about, if you can just TELL from the title. Anyways, happy hump day ladies and wieners. It’s been a HOT minute since I addressed you like that, I know. 


    I thought I would come on here today to talk about alter egos. Literally no idea why, just some mindless mid-work rambles to get you through your slump. I know everyone has that mid-day slump. Granted, it is currently 4:30pm...so some of you are probably just ready to go home. Me too, except I am already home, so time doesn’t exist here. What? I dunno.


    I’m sure you guys are wondering where the music rambles are at...hang tight. Friday you will have a whole new take on things, but I won’t be around to bother you...so you’ll have to come back here to find it for yourselves. IT’S THE ANGSTY PLAYLIST I KEEP TALKING ABOUT. Guys, I literally have not been mad enough to create it, and honestly I still am not. I am living in the Absolute Coachella playlist. I want to be at a festival so bad. However, I know you guys are a little more punk rock than I am...and I want to adapt. SO GET READY.


    Okay, so back to the alter ego thing. Lately, social media has been a little wild. I mean, between my 11pm Tik Tok binges and my 9-5 problem solving, I’m sensing a burn out. So, what do people usually do when they burn out? Retreat. However, I’m not really like that. I love making content and I love helping other people. Oh ya, I also love money. BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY REASON I’M HERE. Lately, when I’ve been feeling a little non-human, I’ve been pretending that I’m a tshirt on Twitter. No, literally. It all seemed normal until I typed it out. Have I lost my mind? Probably. 


    Anyways, I’m not a tshirt, and I do have feelings. I feel like people always think of bigger companies as just robots. Like the people on the other side of the screen don’t care about you. I’m here to reassure you and say that is NOT true. I consider us friends the minute you DM me with a problem, and I 100% welcome memes even long after your problem is resolved. I mean, c’mon, coolest shirt in town, thank you.


    I MEAN, I even wouldn’t be opposed to new music in the DMs. Give me something REFRESHING. You can scream at me too if you need to, I’m just an Absolute therapist at this point. However, lately I definitely like acting like a stupid tshirt better, and I think you guys do too.


    So, with that being said, treat yourself kindly. Know when to take a break, know when to mentally check out, and know when to stop hiding behind your alter ego. Unless it’s like your passion or something. And as always, I’ll see you on Friday with whatever new dumb antics I come up with.


    ‘Til next timeeeeeeeeeee


    Julianna Taylor